Album: Regarding Twain and Other Quotes

Description: Beloved western character, Festus, sure loved his hot coffee, fires and warm vittles! The quote says "It don't make no never mind what happens along the way, as long as there's a warm fire and some vittles when you get to the end of the trail."

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip spoken to Doc Adams. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how learning something new every day will make you smarter. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Description: It's a funny quote by a famous American author that boils down to "what you heard is not what I meant". Great shirt for book nerds, book lovers, bookworms, people with a sense of humor and fans of Samuel Clemens

Description: Be Good and You Will Be Lonesome is a quote by Mark Twain from the frontispiece of his book, Following the Equator.

Description: It's a quote by MarkTwain/Samuel Clemens that says, Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. Funny quote that reminds us that sometimes it's best not to argue with foolish people since you might make yourself look silly, too. Great gift for book lovers, people who like funny quotes, and fans of that famous American author, humorist and satirist.

Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Description: An thoughtful quote on physical versus moral courage. A quote by a famous American author and humorist, #MarkTwain. Great shirt for bookworms, historical buffs, fans of thought provoking quotes and Samuel Clemens.

Description: Thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist who is also known as Samuel Clemens. You can take it multiple ways, so true that once a lie is out there, it's so hard to reveal it as a lie. Great #gift idea for people who like #quotes that make you think.

Description: We don’t seem to remember the lessons of history repeating itself. Mark Twain's quote is still relevant today.

Description: Galileo knew what it was like to prove something only to be called a heretic for his indisputable knowledge.

Description: Buddha, also known as Siddhartha and the Enlightened One, was born into an aristocratic family, but renounced that lifestyle and begin teaching self-restraint, meditative practices, and mindful ethical insights. This quote on how holding on to anger will only harm yourself is one of many examples of Buddha's motivational and inspirational teachings.

Description: Holden Caulfield was the edgy protagonist from J.D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye. Holden liked to judge people, especially family, as 'phony' or normal. Great for fans of J.D. Salinger and his famous character, Holden Caulfield.

Description: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Description: It's a quote by Samuel Clemens that says, What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. Great gift for people who like funny quotes, book nerds, book lovers, bookworms, people with a sense of humor and fans of #MarkTwain.

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how to deal with "slipperty" men.

Description: Paul Lawrence Dunbar was an African-American poet and short-story writer in the late 1800s and early 1900s. He also wrote novels, song lyrics and plays. He was the first African-American poet to earn national distinction and acceptance.

Description: This is a quote by a famous American author and satirist, also known as Samuel Clemens. The author is known for his classic witticisms that ring true as in this warning to not tell fish stories. For anyone who likes to fish, bookworms, book enthusiasts, book clubs, and fans of classic American writers.

Description: Humorous, yet thought provoking quote from a classic. Written by a famous American author, #MarkTwain The book shows his typical wit and satire during his personal account of a trip at the equator. Great for bookworms, book enthusiasts, and fans of classic American writers.

Description: It's an enlightening quote by a famous American author, Mark Twain. The quote comes from a paper written in 1873 and remains relevant today.

Description: Fear does not necessarily mean you are not courageous as long as that fear does not hold you back from accomplishing something you are fully capable of.

Description: This is what happens when you wait for something for so long that you are surprised once it happens.

Description: Originally titled 'A Favour', this Robert Frost poem describes how a crow boosts his mood by showering him with a 'Dust of Snow'.

Description: Leave it to Mark Twain to make even the question of citizenship funny

Description: Very thoughtful and inspiring quote from the last Roman Emperor from the Pax Romana time period. The full quote reads "Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them."

Description: Another thought provoking quote by Mark Twain. The quote reads, “A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory”. Does anyone really believe they have a clear conscience?

Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: For the person who treats every new idea with a healthy dose of skepticism (and a whole lot of humor), this shirt says what everyone else is thinking—but isn't brave enough to say out loud. Whether you're the office contrarian, the family troublemaker, or just someone who enjoys stirring the pot, this design delivers classic sarcastic wit with timeless appeal. Perfect for fans of dry humor, grumpy personalities, witty one-liners, and anyone who proudly marches to the beat of a different drum. Wear it to family gatherings, work meetings, social events, or anywhere opinions are being shared—you'll fit right in while standing out.

Description: It's a beautifully colorful, meaningful and motivational quote by Mark Twain

Description: A funny yet thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist who is also known as Samuel Clemens. When you think about it, funny as it sounds, it is true. The quote reads, "A round man cannot be expected to fit a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape". Great gift idea for people who like quotes that make you think.

Description: The quote comes from Mark Twain's personal journals and is appropriate for any sweetheart gift, especially Valentine's Day.

Description: Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Description: He was a wise man who invented beer

Description: Great for those who like Twain's quotes that are upbeat and make you think. "The one sensible thing to do with a disappointment is to put it out of your mind and think of something cheerfuler"

Description: How smart is a cat? Smart enough to teach it any crime. The quote reads, A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. Great for people who are fans of the great American humorist and satirist also known as Samuel Clemens.

Description: When history begs a question