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Holden Caulfield Quote on Mothers T-Shirt

Description: Holden Caulfield was the edgy protagonist from J.D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye. Holden liked to judge people, especially family, as 'phony' or normal. Great for fans of J.D. Salinger and his famous character, Holden Caulfield.

Tags: book lover, book quotes, books and reading, bookworm, holden caulfield
John Muir Quote on Doorways to a New World T-Shirt

Description: John Muir was a Scottish-born American naturalist, author, and early advocate for the preservation of wilderness in the United States.

Tags: adventure, camping, doorways to new worlds, forest spirit, hiking
Getting into Trouble with Plagiarism T-Shirt

Description: When you plagiarize, you are taking credit for something someone else said or wrote. So if you are accused of plagiarism, you are getting into trouble for copying someone else's work, or something you didn't do.

Tags: copying humor, double meaning, funny, funny slogan, humor
A Rich Heart May Be Under a Poor Coat T-Shirt

Description: Scottish proverb equivalent to don't judge on appearances

Tags: dont judge me, inspiration, inspirational, judgement, meaningful quotes
English Author Jerome K Jerome Quote on Work T-Shirt

Description: Funny take on looking at work... literally

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Funny Quote on Family Skeletons T-Shirt

Description: Quote from Irish playwright, George Bernard Shaw

Tags: dance, dancing skeleton, family secrets, family skeletons, famous author quotes
Funny Fork in the Road Mixed Saying T-Shirt

Description: An old superstition is that if you drop a fork, it will bring you bad luck. So don't ponder too long at that fork in your path.

Tags: fork in the road, funny, funny sayings, funny slogan, funnytee
Robert Frost Poem - A Dust of Snow T-Shirt

Description: Originally titled 'A Favour', this Robert Frost poem describes how a crow boosts his mood by showering him with a 'Dust of Snow'.

Tags: a favour poem, american poets, books and reading, good poems, literature
Mark Twain on Age T-Shirt

Description: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Tags: age humor, funny age quotes, funny quotes, funny sayings, mark twain fans
W. C. Fields Quote on If You Don't Succeed T-Shirt

Description: "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it".  Lighthearted quote from W.C. Fields.

Tags: funny quote, funny sayings, hollywood stars, if you dont succeed, lighthearted
Oscar Wilde Quote on Being Yourself T-Shirt

Description: Oscar Wilde was an Irish poet and playwright from the late 1800s. He is known for clever and satirical literary works and quotes. This quote comically reminds us why being yourself is the only way it can be.

Tags: be yourself quote, funny quotes, irish playwright, irish poet, literary quotes
Oscar Wilde Quote on Being Yourself T-Shirt

Description: Oscar Wilde was an Irish poet and playwright from the late 1800s. He is known for clever and satirical literary works and quotes. This quote comically reminds us why being yourself is the only way it can be.

Tags: be yourself quote, funny quotes, irish playwright, irish poet, literary quotes
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Being Sour T-Shirt

Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Tags: festis hagen quote, festus haggen quote, festus haggen sayings, funny sayings, gunsmoke characters
Marcus Aurelius Quote on the Beauty of Life T-Shirt

Description: Very thoughtful and inspiring quote from the last Roman Emperor from the Pax Romana time period. The full quote reads "Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them."

Tags: beauty of life, inspirational, marcus aurelius, motivational words, philosopher
Galileo Quote on What is Harmful to Souls T-Shirt

Description: Galileo knew what it was like to prove something only to be called a heretic for his indisputable knowledge.

Tags: philosopher, truth matters, proven truth, red pilled, quotes by scientists
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Being Ornery T-Shirt

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip spoken to Doc Adams. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Tags: dodge city, matt dillon, classic tv characters, festus haggen quotes, cowboy western tv shows
Funny Festus Haggen Quote on Learning T-Shirt

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how learning something new every day will make you smarter. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Tags: cowboy wisdom, funny quotes, humorous quotes, gifts for western fans, quotes from gunsmoke
Festus Haggen quote on Slipperty Men T-Shirt

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with his take on how to deal with "slipperty" men.

Tags: cowboy sayings, funny quote, funny sayings, funny slogan, western humor
Funny Quote from Festus Haggen T-Shirt

Description: Beloved western character, Festus, sure loved his hot coffee, fires and warm vittles! The quote says "It don't make no never mind what happens along the way, as long as there's a warm fire and some vittles when you get to the end of the trail."

Tags: end of the trail, funny quotes, funny sayings, nevermind, tv characters
Quote by Thomas Jefferson on Beer T-Shirt

Description: Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Tags: beer christmas, beer brewer, oktoberfest, thomas jefferson quote, beer gifts
Quote by Plato on Beer T-Shirt

Description: He was a wise man who invented beer

Tags: beer slogans, beer drinking team, funny beer gift, beerfest, beer quotes
Famous Author Quote on How To Handle Disappointment T-Shirt

Description: Great for those who like Twain's quotes that are upbeat and make you think. "The one sensible thing to do with a disappointment is to put it out of your mind and think of something cheerfuler"

Tags: mark twain quotes, positive quote, mark twain sticker, motivational, inspirational quote
Mark Twain Quote Defining Courage T-Shirt

Description: Fear does not necessarily mean you are not courageous as long as that fear does not hold you back from accomplishing something you are fully capable of.

Tags: motivational words, mark twain sayings, famous author quotes, inspirational quote, thought provoking
History Repeats T-Shirt

Description: When history begs a question

Tags: quote by history, funny history, funny quote, history professor, history buff
Paul Lawrence Dunbar Quote on The Dawn T-Shirt

Description: Paul Lawrence Dunbar was an African-American poet and short-story writer in the late 1800s and early 1900s. He also wrote novels, song lyrics and plays. He was the first African-American poet to earn national distinction and acceptance.

Tags: african american authors, black history month, famous poets, inspirational quote, paul lawrence dunbar
Mark Twain Quote on Expectations T-Shirt

Description: This is what happens when you wait for something for so long that you are surprised once it happens.

Tags: mark twain, famous author quotes, celebrity quote, funny quote, waiting for love
Mark Twain Quote on Sassing Old People T-Shirt

Description: Respect old people, but if they sass you, then can you sass back?

Tags: mark twain sayings, book lovers gifts, gifts for readers book lovers, mark twain fan, gift ideas for book lovers
Twain Quote - The Heart is the Fountain of Youth T-Shirt

Description: The quote comes from Mark Twain's personal journals and is appropriate for any sweetheart gift, especially Valentine's Day.

Tags: fountain of youth quote, gifts for lovers, gifts for women, how to stay young at heart, mark twain fan
Mark Twain Quote on Citizenship T-Shirt

Description: Leave it to Mark Twain to make even the question of citizenship funny

Tags: mark twain quote, positive quote, word power, typography, samuel clemens
Mark Twain Quote on History Repeating Itself T-Shirt

Description: We don’t seem to remember the lessons of history repeating itself. Mark Twain's quote is still relevant today.

Tags: mark twain sayings, mark twain lover, mark twain fan, lessons of history, history repeats itself
Buddha Quote on Holding on to Anger T-Shirt

Description: Buddha, also known as Siddhartha and the Enlightened One, was born into an aristocratic family, but renounced that lifestyle and begin teaching self-restraint, meditative practices, and mindful ethical insights. This quote on how holding on to anger will only harm yourself is one of many examples of Buddha's motivational and inspirational teachings.

Tags: buddha lover, buddhism gift idea, buddha gift idea, buddha gift, holding on to anger
Mark Twain Quote on a Clear Conscience T-Shirt

Description: Another thought provoking quote by Mark Twain. The quote reads, “A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory”. Does anyone really believe they have a clear conscience?

Tags: mark twain sayings, mark twain gift, funny quotes sayings, mark twain fan, gifts for twain fans
Do Not Tell Fish Stories - Mark Twain Quote T-Shirt

Description: This is a quote by a famous American author and satirist, also known as Samuel Clemens. The author is known for his classic witticisms that ring true as in this warning to not tell fish stories. For anyone who likes to fish, bookworms, book enthusiasts, book clubs, and fans of classic American writers.

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Quote on Freedom of the Press T-Shirt

Description: It's an enlightening quote by a famous American author, Mark Twain. The quote comes from a paper written in 1873 and remains relevant today.

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A Cat Can be Taught Any Crime - Mark Twain Quote T-Shirt

Description: How smart is a cat? Smart enough to teach it any crime. The quote reads, A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. Great for people who are fans of the great American humorist and satirist also known as Samuel Clemens.

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Funny Quote on How to Conform T-Shirt

Description: A funny yet thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist who is also known as Samuel Clemens. When you think about it, funny as it sounds, it is true. The quote reads, "A round man cannot be expected to fit a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape". Great gift idea for people who like quotes that make you think.

Tags: samuel clemens, quotes by famous authors, mark twain, mark twain quotes, famous authors

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