Album: Regarding Twain and Other Quotes

Description: "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it".  Lighthearted quote from W.C. Fields.

Description: Meaningful #quote by a famous American author. #Twain makes us think twice about questioning other people's religion.

Description: Beloved western character, Festus Haggen, with a classic quip about men who don't like dogs.

Description: An old superstition is that if you drop a fork, it will bring you bad luck. So don't ponder too long at that fork in your path.

Description: Quote from Irish playwright, George Bernard Shaw

Description: Funny take on looking at work... literally

Description: Scottish proverb equivalent to don't judge on appearances

Description: When you plagiarize, you are taking credit for something someone else said or wrote. So if you are accused of plagiarism, you are getting into trouble for copying someone else's work, or something you didn't do.

Description: John Muir was a Scottish-born American naturalist, author, and early advocate for the preservation of wilderness in the United States.

Description: A thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist also know as Samuel Clemens. The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. This is especially true in government.

Description: A quote by a famous American naturalist and author. Very true that it warms you to chop firewood and then you are warmed by it again when you build a fire.

Description: If you have wrinkles, make sure they are from smiles, not frowns

Description: It's a beautifully colorful, meaningful and motivational quote by Mark Twain

Description: Einstein was a theoretical physicist who was not only known for his revolutionary theories, but also for numerous thought provoking quotes.

Description: Always keep a positive attitude. When things are falling apart, they just might be falling into place.

Description: It's true that once an idea has been ingrained into your training, it is very difficult to provide an argument against it that will have any effect.

Description: It's funny, but true. Feel free to complain loudly about something, but just don't bring violence into it.

Description: Twain's wit does it again. Don't drink water like everyone else. Wine makes you a genius, if only in your own mind.

Description: Socrates was a Greek Philosopher from the 800s BC He lived 71 years which was quite remarkable for that time. Socrates mentored classic writers such as Plato and he is considered the founder of western philosophy.

Description: A society obsessed with entitlements will forget the value of earning.

Description: Don't waste time living your life and never stop striving to learn.

Description: If a man is really smart, there's practically nothing a good dog can't teach him. I can believe that!

Description: Anonymous quote on Aging

Description: Festus says the best friends will replace whiskey that was shared. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: Self-deprecating quote from Festus shows a good attitude. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: Another classic quip from Festus that is actually quite intelligent. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: Oscar Wilde was an Irish poet and playwright from the late 1800s. He is known for clever and satirical literary works and quotes. This quote is a nice analogy of how people are like books.

Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: Fun pictorial of song lyrics involving piña coladas, rain, health food, and champagne. Sing along!

Description: John Muir was a Scottish-born American naturalist, author, and early advocate for the preservation of wilderness in the United States. Great for hikers, adventurers, naturalists, wanderers and those who admire John Muir.

Description: John Muir was a Scottish-born American naturalist, author, and early advocate for the preservation of wilderness in the United States. Great for hikers, adventurers, naturalists, wanderers and those who admire John Muir.

Description: A clever quote that will make you do a double-take when you read it

Description: Respect old people, but if they sass you, then can you sass back?

Description: When history begs a question