Album: Regarding Twain and Other Quotes

Description: Self-deprecating quote from Festus shows a good attitude. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: Another classic quip from Festus that is actually quite intelligent. Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: Oscar Wilde was an Irish poet and playwright from the late 1800s. He is known for clever and satirical literary works and quotes. This quote is a nice analogy of how people are like books.

Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on any subject.

Description: Fun pictorial of song lyrics involving piña coladas, rain, health food, and champagne. Sing along!

Description: John Muir was a Scottish-born American naturalist, author, and early advocate for the preservation of wilderness in the United States. Great for hikers, adventurers, naturalists, wanderers and those who admire John Muir.

Description: John Muir was a Scottish-born American naturalist, author, and early advocate for the preservation of wilderness in the United States. Great for hikers, adventurers, naturalists, wanderers and those who admire John Muir.

Description: A clever quote that will make you do a double-take when you read it

Description: For the person who treats every new idea with a healthy dose of skepticism (and a whole lot of humor), this shirt says what everyone else is thinking—but isn't brave enough to say out loud. Whether you're the office contrarian, the family troublemaker, or just someone who enjoys stirring the pot, this design delivers classic sarcastic wit with timeless appeal. Perfect for fans of dry humor, grumpy personalities, witty one-liners, and anyone who proudly marches to the beat of a different drum. Wear it to family gatherings, work meetings, social events, or anywhere opinions are being shared—you'll fit right in while standing out.

Description: A thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist also know as Samuel Clemens. The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. This is especially true in government.

Description: Meaningful #quote by a famous American author. #Twain makes us think twice about questioning other people's religion.

Description: Thoughtful #quote on lies by a famous America author.

Description: This quote by a famous American author and satirist, also known as Samuel Clemens, comes from the author's personal journals and is appropriate for Valentine's Day. Though better known for humor, he had numerous thought provoking sayings like this.

Description: A thoughtful quote by a famous American author and satirist, also known as Samuel Clemens. Perfect for #ValentinesDay or any time you think of love. The analogy to #fishing also makes it appropriate for people who love to fish. The quote reads "When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain".

Description: How smart is a cat? Smart enough to teach it any crime. The quote reads, A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. Great for people who are fans of the great American humorist and satirist also known as Samuel Clemens.

Description: Respect old people, but if they sass you, then can you sass back?

Description: When history begs a question

Description: Great for those who like Twain's quotes that are upbeat and make you think. "The one sensible thing to do with a disappointment is to put it out of your mind and think of something cheerfuler"

Description: He was a wise man who invented beer

Description: Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Description: Oscar Wilde was an Irish poet and playwright from the late 1800s. He is known for clever and satirical literary works and quotes. This quote comically reminds us why being yourself is the only way it can be.

Description: Oscar Wilde was an Irish poet and playwright from the late 1800s. He is known for clever and satirical literary works and quotes. This quote comically reminds us why being yourself is the only way it can be.

Description: "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it".  Lighthearted quote from W.C. Fields.

Description: An old superstition is that if you drop a fork, it will bring you bad luck. So don't ponder too long at that fork in your path.

Description: Quote from Irish playwright, George Bernard Shaw

Description: Funny take on looking at work... literally

Description: Scottish proverb equivalent to don't judge on appearances

Description: When you plagiarize, you are taking credit for something someone else said or wrote. So if you are accused of plagiarism, you are getting into trouble for copying someone else's work, or something you didn't do.

Description: John Muir was a Scottish-born American naturalist, author, and early advocate for the preservation of wilderness in the United States.

Description: A quote by a famous American naturalist and author. Very true that it warms you to chop firewood and then you are warmed by it again when you build a fire.

Description: If you have wrinkles, make sure they are from smiles, not frowns

Description: It's a beautifully colorful, meaningful and motivational quote by Mark Twain

Description: Einstein was a theoretical physicist who was not only known for his revolutionary theories, but also for numerous thought provoking quotes.

Description: Always keep a positive attitude. When things are falling apart, they just might be falling into place.

Description: It's true that once an idea has been ingrained into your training, it is very difficult to provide an argument against it that will have any effect.