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Carpenter Bee Humor Tote

Description: Carpenter bees loving drilling and woodworking!

Tags: bee humor, bee jokes, bee traps, beekeeper, beekeeping
Bald Man Humor Tote

Description: Fun word play for bald men and their mates. It's better to laugh about it.

Tags: bald dad, bald guy, bald head, bald humor, bald jokes
Old Spanish Trail Tote

Description: Route map design of the Old Spanish Trail, 1 of 19 National Historic Trails

Tags: backpacking, cool hiking, gifts for hikers, hiking trails outdoors, history related
Growing New Friends at Finished Goods and Slow Pour Tote

Description: Gardens, hops, barley and beer!

Tags: beer garden, brewers, brewery, brewpubs, finished goods
The Tuscarora Trail Tote

Description: A 250 mile hiking trail through the Appalachian Mountains

Tags: adventure, appalachian mountains, appalachian trail, backcountry trails, backpacking
Poison Ivy Humor Tote

Description: If you cross poison ivy with four leaf clover, does it bring you a rash of good luck?

Tags: four leaf clover, funny, humor, poison ivy, puns
Book Club Humor Tote

Description: Funny word play perfect for your book club

Tags: book clubs, book humor, book lover, bookish, books and reading
Mark Twain Quote on Wrinkles Tote

Description: If you have wrinkles, make sure they are from smiles, not frowns

Tags: be happy, happiness, mark twain, no frowns, positive
Murder of Crows Humor Tote

Description: It's a play on words. In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probably caws.

Tags: crow humor, crow joke, double entendre, double meaning, humor
Mark Twain Quote - Explore, Dream, Discover Tote

Description: It's a beautifully colorful, meaningful and motivational quote by Mark Twain

Tags: catch the trade winds, explore dream discover, inspirational, inspirational quote, mark twain quote
Isle of Man Map and Flag Tote

Description: The Isle of Man sits in the Irish Sea and is a self-governing British Crown Dependency. The small island is known for the T.T. Races, Manx Cats and the three-legged triskelion flag.

Tags: 3 legged flag, island in irish sea, isle of man flag, isle of mann, manx
Wink if You Dink in Pickleball Tote

Description: What kind of pickleball player are you?

Tags: dink responsibly, dinking, dinks in the kitchen, funny pickleball, pickle ball
If You'll Be Naughty, I'll Be Nice Tote

Description: Why does #Santa have a naughty versus nice list when you can be #naughty AND nice? Have a little fun at #Christmas wearing this cute Santa inspired design. Great gift idea for kids and adults to wear throughout the holiday season.

Tags: christmas gift ideas, christmas gifts for adults, christmas present, cute holiday present, gifts for special occasions
Thoreau Quote on Chopping Wood Tote

Description: A quote by a famous American naturalist and author. Very true that it warms you to chop firewood and then you are warmed by it again when you build a fire.

Tags: book lover, books and reading, chopping wood, henry david thoreau, literature
You Can Dink All You Want, But Don't Get Pickled Tote

Description: Funny word play for pickleball players. Pickleball is a dinking game in which you can get shut out or pickled.

Tags: dink responsibly, dinking game pickleball, dinks in the kitchen, dont get pickled, funny pickleball
Pickleball Chaos Tote

Description: These are questions you hear over and over on the pickleball courts. It's a really fun game, but you gotta laugh at how the strange pickleball rules cause a lot of chaos. Great for pickleball players, especially seniors and recreational players.

Tags: dinks in the kitchen, funny pickleball, indoor outdoor pickleball, old people sports, pickleball court
Lucky Effing Charms Tote

Description: What a leprechaun might say. Fun for St. Patrick's Day.

Tags: funny irish, grouchy grumpy curmudgeon, hearts moons stars horseshoes clover, irish shamrock, leprechaun
Route of the GAP Rail Trail Tote

Description: The GAP Trail is a 185+ mile trail that originates in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and ends at the Canal Place in Maryland. The trail is mostly crushed limestone with a mild elevation grade. The route includes 3 tunnels, 2 viaducts and a bone cave.

Tags: bikepacking, biking trails, canal trails, cycling, cycling trails
Holden Caulfield Quote on Mothers Tote

Description: Holden Caulfield was the edgy protagonist from J.D. Salinger's Catcher in the Rye. Holden liked to judge people, especially family, as 'phony' or normal. Great for fans of J.D. Salinger and his famous character, Holden Caulfield.

Tags: book lover, book quotes, books and reading, bookworm, holden caulfield
The Long Path in New York Tote

Description: The 357 mile Long Path hiking trail begins in New-York City at the West 175th Street subway station and ends in Northville near Albany, New-York. It is designated as a National Recreation Trail. Great as a memory keepsake of your long-distance adventure.

Tags: adventure, backpacking, hiker, hiking lover, hiking trails
Encouragement to Do Things Better Tote

Description: We all need a little encouragement and motivation to do things better in life.

Tags: be better, do things better, encouragement, good vibes, happy
Route of the Maah Daah Hey Path in North Dakota Tote

Description: Although the 144 mile Maah Daah Hey Trail in North Dakota is a multi-use trail for hiking and horseback riding, it is most popular as the longest single track trail for non-motorized biking. Great memory keepsake for your long-distance adventure in and out of the Badlands in North Dakota.

Tags: badlands, badlands national park, bicycle, cycling, cyclist
Route of the Maah Daah Hey Single-Track in North Dakota Tote

Description: Although the 144 mile Maah Daah Hey Trail in North Dakota is a multi-use trail for hiking and horseback riding, it is most popular as the longest single track trail for non-motorized biking. Great memory keepsake for your long-distance adventure in and out of the Badlands in North Dakota.

Tags: badlands, badlands national park, bicycle, cycling, cyclist
The Taconite and David Dill Arrowhead Trails Tote

Description: The Taconite and David Dill Arrowhead Trails are adjoining state trails in Minnesota. They are used for hiking, biking, and horseback riding; and in the winter, for snowmobiling. Great as a memory keepsake of your long-distance adventure.

Tags: adventure, arrowhead trail, camping, hiking lover, i love hiking
Taconite and David Dill Arrowhead State Trails Tote

Description: The Taconite and David Dill Arrowhead Trails are adjoining state trails in Minnesota. They are used for hiking, biking, and horseback riding; and in the winter, for snowmobiling. Great as a memory keepsake of your long-distance adventure.

Tags: adventure, arrowhead trail, camping, hiking lover, i love hiking
South Dakota's Black Hills Centennial Trail Tote

Description: A 123 mile long hiking, biking and horseback riding trail in South Dakota. It has diverse terrain and runs through several national and state parks and forests. The trail even comes within a mile of Mount Rushmore. Great as a memory keepsake of your long-distance trail adventure.

Tags: 89 trail, adventure, black hills, camping, hiking and biking
South Dakota's Black Hills Centennial Trail Tote

Description: A 123 mile long hiking, biking and horseback riding trail in South Dakota. It has diverse terrain and runs through several national and state parks and forests. The trail even comes within a mile of Mount Rushmore. Great as a memory keepsake of your long-distance trail adventure.

Tags: 89 trail, adventure, black hills, camping, hiking and biking
Fred Meijer White Pine Rail Trail Tote

Description: The Fred Meijer White-Pine Trail is a 92 mile long rail-trail along the Michigan Northern railroad corridor. It is a multi-use trail for hikers, bicyclers, skiers, and snowmobilers. Great memory keepsake of your rail-trail adventure.

Tags: adventure, biking trails, fred meijer trail, hiking trails, i love hiking
Fred Meijer White Pine Rail Trail Tote

Description: The Fred Meijer White-Pine Trail is a 92 mile long rail-trail along the Michigan Northern railroad corridor. It is a multi-use trail for hikers, bicyclers, skiers, and snowmobilers. Great memory keepsake of your rail-trail adventure.

Tags: adventure, biking trails, fred meijer trail, hiking trails, i love hiking
Vintage Movie Poster from Tarzan and Jane Film Tote

Description: Funny title, Tarzan and His Mate

Tags: 1934 movie, classic film art, johnny weismuller, jungle movie, king of the jungle
Just a Wee Bit Lucky for St. Patrick's Day Tote

Description: Like a horse shoe and four leaf clovers or shamrock, it's just a wee bit lucky. Great for St. Paddy's Day when you want something green to bring you just a tiny bit of luck.

Tags: irish, irish pride, luck of the irish, lucky, lucky clovers
Vintage Movie Poster House on Haunted Hill Tote

Description: House on Haunted Hill was a horror movie produced in 1959 with Vincent Price. The movie was enhanced with gimmicks and a campy style that made this film a classic. Great for fans of old movies, especially retro horror classics.

Tags: campy movie, horror flicks, house on haunted hill, old movies, pop culture
Vintage Poster from a 1925 Silent Comedy-Drama Film Tote

Description: This silent comedy film involves Countess Negri who leaves France to forget a faithless lover by visiting her distant cousin in a Midwestern American home. Great for silent movie fans and those who like eclectic art.

Tags: a woman of the world, cinema, classic films, film noir, movie art
Vintage Poster of Movie Adaptation of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Book Tote

Description: Hard to believe that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, better known for detective stories, wrote this science fiction novel in 1912. Great for Sir Conan Doyle fans and prehistoric animal lovers.

Tags: conan doyle movies, old books and movies, prehistoric animal films, retro film, sir arthur conan doyle
Lucky Puffin Tote

Description: Puffins are playful and found in Ireland, like the shamrocks. Great for St. Paddy's Day. Show off your puffin with a shamrock.

Tags: 4 leaf clover, cliffs of moher birds, funny birds, ireland ancestry, irish birds
Be an Effing Rainbow Tote

Description: Great for your friends who are not always so cheerful or who do not react well to cheerfulness. Might be what a leprechaun says.

Tags: cantankerous, cranky, curmudgeon, effing rainbow, funny saying

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