Shorts

Description: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Description: A 343 mile hiking trail that is mostly in Kentucky with a small section in Tennessee.

Description: "if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it".  Lighthearted quote from W.C. Fields.

Description: Quote from Irish playwright, George Bernard Shaw

Description: An important hashtag, #tyvm

Description: Simply Pickleball!

Description: Simply pickleball!

Description: It's literally a quick brown fox jumping over a lazy-dog on the typewriter page. A funny throw-back to when typing was taught in school.

Description: Oscar Wilde was an Irish poet and playwright from the late 1800s. He is known for clever and satirical literary works and quotes. This quote comically reminds us why being yourself is the only way it can be.

Description: Once you start playing pickleball, you will love it! Great for pickleball players, a pickleball giveaway, a pickleball tournament prize, or a pickleball team.

Description: When someone listens to you with their full attention, it is respectful. The same respect should be reciprocated.

Description: Funny word play with pickleball shots, not to be confused with drinking and driving.

Description: The 156 mile long hike called the Hebridean Way, is on the Outer Hebrides, and island group off the West coast of Scotland. The trek includes 10 islands, six causeways and two ferry crossings.

Description: The John O'Groats is a 147 mile UK hiking trail along the top northeast coast of Scotland. The remote and challenging terrain runs from the town of John O'Groats to Inverness.

Description: A festive Highland Wooly Cow wearing a Santa hat for Christmas.

Description: Pickleball is so popular even the snowman likes it! Great for the Christmas holiday season, especially for pickleball players.

Description: Christmas bells and holly with a vintage look, taken from an old post-card. Great for the holidays, with a wish to have a Merry old-timey Christmas.

Description: A Halloween skeleton's version of an old saying. He's just chin and bones. Fun item for the Halloween season. For anyone who likes a little word play and skeletons with a sense of humor.

Description: The pickleball kitchen area, AKA non-volley zone, can be scary like the quote from an old Twilight Zone - You've just crossed over into... the non-volley zone!

Description: Funny mock road sign explaining why I go the extra-mile. Great for those who like to laugh at themselves and especially those who are challenged directionally.

Description: The Scottish National Trail is a 536 mile long-distance path extending the length of Scotland from York Yetholm to Cape Wrath. The remote north-end of the trail is more challenging and requires backpacking. Great for hikers, trekkers, and backpackers, this is a nice memory keepsake of your long-distance hiking adventure.

Description: The Pennine Way is a 268 mile long National trail in England with an end-point in southern Scotland. It is a difficult yet favored trail of ramblers.

Description: Great for western fans and cow pokes who love how Festus would spout his wisdom on the problems of the world.

Description: The Hennepin Canal Parkway Trails is a 104.5 mile multi-surface trail in Illinois. The trail is within a state park of the same name and is in the National Register of Historic Places.

Description: Motivate yourself! Have the mindset that you will return the pickleball! Great for people who play indoor pickleball or outdoor #pickleball. Funny alternative to a famous quote.

Description: The Coast-to-Coast Footpath runs 192 miles east-west in northern England. The trail takes you through the Lake District, a small part of the Pennines, the Yorkshire Dales, and the North York Moors.

Description: A favorite among bikepackers, the Grand Loop Trail is a circular route through Colorado and Utah. The rugged 362 miles runs on 4x4 tracks and abandoned uranium mining roads.

Description: It's what you do to set yourself up in pickleball. Shake things up with your pickleball moves.

Description: Very thoughtful and inspiring quote from the last Roman Emperor from the Pax Romana time period. The full quote reads "Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them."

Description: Nothing like the getting lost in the beauty of nature while hiking!

Description: A favorite among bikepackers, the Grand Loop Trail is a circular route through Colorado and Utah. The rugged 362 miles runs on 4x4 tracks and abandoned uranium mining roads.

Description: Perfect for adventurous men and women who love to hike. It's not a bad thing to get a bit lost in the wilderness. Better than found in the city. It's a hiker's delight.

Description: The Ohio to Erie Trail is a 326 mile multi-use rail trail that runs from the Ohio River to Lake Erie. For hikers, bicyclers, skaters, horse-back riders and even cross-country skiers in winter.

Description: Funny design for hikers and campers who know you shouldn't go digging for treasure in the woods or you might find something you didn't expect.

Description: Is it a dog or is it a .... Doesn't matter, don't pet because she bites!

Description: The Ouachita Trail is a National Recreation Trail in Oklahoma and Arkansas. The trail is roughly 238 miles and was designed for hikers and mountain bikers; no horses or motor vehicles are allowed. Ouachita is a Choctaw word meaning "good hunting grounds".