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Carpenter Bee Humor T-Shirt

Description: Carpenter bees loving drilling and woodworking!

Tags: bee humor, bee jokes, bee traps, beekeeper, beekeeping
Bald Man Humor T-Shirt

Description: Fun word play for bald men and their mates. It's better to laugh about it.

Tags: bald dad, bald guy, bald head, bald humor, bald jokes
Poison Ivy Humor T-Shirt

Description: If you cross poison ivy with four leaf clover, does it bring you a rash of good luck?

Tags: four leaf clover, funny, humor, poison ivy, puns
Lucky Effing Charms T-Shirt

Description: What a leprechaun might say. Fun for St. Patrick's Day.

Tags: funny irish, grouchy grumpy curmudgeon, hearts moons stars horseshoes clover, irish shamrock, leprechaun
Be an Effing Rainbow T-Shirt

Description: Great for your friends who are not always so cheerful or who do not react well to cheerfulness. Might be what a leprechaun says.

Tags: cantankerous, cranky, curmudgeon, effing rainbow, funny saying
Funny Saying - Homophone Humor T-Shirt

Description: A homophone is when 2 or more words that are spelled differently are pronounced the same way, but have different meanings. Substituting the homophone spelling of words can create funny sentences. Make others do a double-take reading this saying!

Tags: knight gift idea, funny christmas gift ideas, funny food phrases, funny gift, funny phrases
Club 70, It's Not For Wimps T-Shirt

Description: For people turning 70

Tags: 70 gifts for women, 70 year old club, 70 yr old birthday gift, 70 yr old gag gifts, 70th birthday gag gifts
Funny Dogs - He Doesn't Know Sit T-Shirt

Description: Funny word play about a dog that doesn't know "sit". Cute gift idea for dog lovers.

Tags: you dont know sit, dog trainer humor, life with dogs, dog humour, disobedience
I'm Not Superstitious - That Would Be Unlucky T-Shirt

Description: When you don't think you're superstitious, but then have 7 horse-shoes to better your luck, it's a funny contradiction. Perfect for someone who loves fun word play and double meanings.

Tags: funnytee, unlucky humor, superstition, superstitious men and women, word play humor
Being Superstitious is Unlucky T-Shirt

Description: Funny saying that makes you think. If you're superstitious, does that invite good or bad-luck? It's a conundrum. Perfect for those who like fun word play that make you scratch your head and think.

Tags: superstition, bad luck jokes, unlucky, double meanings, word play humour
Mainstream Media - Where the Truth Often Lies T-Shirt

Description: Double meaning that you can take any way you want. Perfect for the current day cultural climate. #MainstreamMedia - where the #truth often lies

Tags: donald trump, double entendres, election 2020, funny saying, funny slogan
A Cat Can be Taught Any Crime - Mark Twain Quote T-Shirt

Description: How smart is a cat? Smart enough to teach it any crime. The quote reads, A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. Great for people who are fans of the great American humorist and satirist also known as Samuel Clemens.

Tags: mark twain samuel clemens, cat lover gifts for women, cat lovers clothing, cat lovers gift ideas, cat lovers gifts for cat people
Just a Wee Bit Peculiar T-Shirt

Description: Color yourself apart from the rest, you're just a wee bit peculiar. Works for St. Patrick's or anytime.

Tags: four leaf clover, ireland, 4 leaf clover, luck of the irish, st paddys day
Some People are Just Nuts T-Shirt

Description: Don't you love wearing a shirt with a saying that is #unexpected! At first one would think it's going to be serious, then you see that #smile when someone reads the last line.

Tags: funny saying, funny slogan, sarcasm, unexpected quotes, just nuts
Cute 2 P's in a Pod T-Shirt

Description: It's literally 2 lettered P's in a Pod. A different take on an old saying. Fun item for someone with a quirky sense of humor who likes sayings with a double meaning. Gift it for you and your best friend, or mother, father, daughter, son, grandson, granddaughter, or anyone that you feel a special connection with. Great for #twins, too!

Tags: cute for twins, funny sayings, literal sayings, funny slogan, gift ideas for twins
Mainstream Media - Where the Truth Often Lies T-Shirt

Description: Double meaning that you can take any way you want. Perfect for the current day cultural climate. #MainstreamMedia - where the #truth often lies

Tags: donald trump, double entendres, election 2020, funny saying, funny slogan
A Toothy Smile T-Shirt

Description: Day of the Dead style teeth makes for a toothy smile

Tags: halloween mask, face mask teeth, day of the dead skull, a toothy smile, face make teeth
I Savor the Words and Love a Plot Tease T-Shirt

Description: Alternate words to a popular song lyric perfect for book clubs!

Tags: books and reading gift, present for book lovers, book clubs gift, i love to books and reading, book humor
I Savor the Words and Love a Plot Tease T-Shirt

Description: Funny alternate lyrics to a popular song perfect for book clubs!

Tags: book nerds reading gifts, books and reading humor, eurythmics lyrics, funny fiction meme, i love books for readers
Sometimes I Get a Little Snappy T-Shirt

Description: Funny double-meaning, great for someone who takes a lot of pictures

Tags: silly, humor, humour, double entendre, double meaning
I Have a Flare for Getting Lost T-Shirt

Description: If you have a flair for getting lost when you hike, you should carry a flare!

Tags: double meaning, hiking funny, i love hiking, lets go hiking, hiking gifts
Tennis Name Tag Sticker T-Shirt

Description: Funny name tag for your tennis team or tennis club to wear to introduce yourselves to your opponents!

Tags: funny name tag, i love tennis, name tag, tennis ball, tennis coach
Me in a Nutshell T-Shirt

Description: It's literally the word ME in a nutshell!

Tags: double meanings, funny for sale, saying, mens funny, punny gifts
It Takes a Lot of Ribbing to be a Good Knitter T-Shirt

Description: Just a little knitting humor. Perfect for someone who loves to knit!

Tags: funny knitting, hand knitting, knit, knitting, knitting gifts
Pour More Please T-Shirt

Description: Great for those who can get enough coffee, tea, or some special beverage!

Tags: for coffee lovers, for men, for tea lovers, for women, pour more
Hike Up a Mountain Down a Beer T-Shirt

Description: Great design for men who hike and love beer

Tags: outdoors, backpacking, climbing, beer lover gift, hiking for men
Hike Up a Mountain Down a Beer T-Shirt

Description: Great for women who love to hike and drink beer

Tags: hike, i love hiking, beer drinkers, hiking gifts for women, i love beer
I am the WebMaster of My Domain T-Shirt

Description: It's literal, but a play on the old saying "I am the master of my domain"!

Tags: webmaster sayings, domain, geekystuff, geeks and nerds, nerdystuff

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